So now that most of that's been addressed, on to happier thoughts. Dinner the other night at Jean-Georges, just glorious, we'd been hesitant to go back because the menu is rarely updated, but then the Diner found himself in the mood for young garlic soup with frogs' legs, and off we went.

Guess what - Jean Georges' menu was updated! They still have that most wondrous of soups, but only as part of a tasting menu of JG's classics. We would have done the tasting, but our guests balked (ever so politely but still). And the captain informed us that, sadly, a dish from the tasting menu could not be ordered à la carte. Three-star restaurants all over France will accommodate this kind of request, but not on Central Park West. Not that we suffered. No, no, no.