the whining diner and wellfedfred

xoxo, your feelings are entirely justified and you have my full support. Contributions to the Foundation for Dangling Participles, Sentence Fragments and Grammarians without Second Homes may be sent here .

Of course the "link" doesn't work. Sadly, there is no such organization. However, it may encourage you to know that the Campaign to Save the Parts of Speech remains stealthily active. A friend is a pillar of the Not A Verb Society, a little-known association of wincers and cringers. A little research may lead you to the Not a Noun Association, the purpose of which is to stamp out such usage as "a crunch of chips."