ok, back to packing

the Diner has announced that he is packing a (A) blazer and some "decent" slacks on the expedition; I on the other hand am left staring at bulges that materialized since the last trip, and outfits that require soft sympathetic lighting.... The only thing sadder than trying on bathing suits is trying on outfits that looked good only a few months ago. Does the tooth fairy have a new occupation -- depositing bulges on the thighs of innocent women?

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