I probably should have said "a tribute to Gemma Corell."
I picture Gemma Corell sitting with pad and sharpie,
on a tastefully decorated drone that has its GPS set to follow me around
but is hidden behind a cloud of neuroses
so that I don't catch her observing my life.
The drone is set to follow me shopping, too.
It looks like Gemma Corell also has observed me ordering lunch.
If I ever finish the libretto for Retail: the opera, I will beseech Gemma Corell to do the set design.