My adventures with Autocorrect, while irritating, are nowhere near terrifying as those chronicled on Damn You, Autocorrect, and I thank the inspired bloggers for collecting these gems and posting them for the rest of us to enjoy.
Spoiler alert: there is some very inappropriate and tasteless language lurking at the other end of that link. Some is inadvertent and some, as they say, is vertent.
And because I am feeling generous, here is another link.
What do we learn from this? Today is tax day. Many people file electronically. We need to hope that no one comes up with a way of filing tax returns by texting. The economy is in enough trouble already.
I just snorted at 'vaginal extract'!!
ReplyDeleteAuto correct is the bane of my life. The ipad, in particular, seems to have some crazy auto correct life of its own.
Hi, Ruth, iPad is the worst, maybe because it isn't preloaded with a word processing program? or maybe because the Hostile Space Creatures are getting confident. The "big computer" in our house is comparatively polite.
DeleteAutocorrect appears to have both a sadistic AND a salacious bent.
ReplyDeleteHi, Elephant's Child, I think it's because the Hostile Space Creatures were not well brought up, and are now working in an environment where the language and customs are unknown to them. And like many would-be conquerors, they're arrogant and none of that matters to them.
DeleteMuch appreciated giggle this AM!
ReplyDeletehi, Lane, happy to hear it!
DeleteVery funny, WFF! Since I got an iPad I have sent some interesting e-mails myself. :D
ReplyDeleteI think you may have just given someone an idea about text-tax-filing.
hoping not, Rose, the IRS does not have a sense of humor. Trust me on that.
DeleteWFF- Perhaps you are not being politically correct with regard to space creatures. Surely some of them can write. I think it is the earthlings that are at fault. Particularly a contingent from the land of over priced retail. Vertant may be my new favorite word- next to ironical , of course.
ReplyDeleteAh, see, I've long been of the opinion that the group from over-priced retail are space creatures. I used to think they were just ill-mannered prep-wannabees, but I started thinking there was more to it when a young lady-tron insisted that my sister try on a "Gar-BOR-de-on" wool suit jacket with denim shorts for a job interview at a government agency which cannot be named--in July. Since we are asked to believe that Dear Leader has a personal voice or hand in the selection of all JC employees - well, the rest is history.
DeleteRemember Private Benjamin? The DI explaining grenades in basic, "some are inert. But others are ert."
BTW, autocorrect really does not like "ert."
WFF, thanks so much. I needed that laugh, I am on a 2 hour conference call about Excel :)
ReplyDeleteTell 'em Lotus was better.
DeleteI am now using a MAC.
I miss:
WordPerfect - paragraphing without pain, instant cross-referencing...
Lotus spreadsheets
Lotus notes
sigh
Glad you enjoyed!
The autocorrect fails are always funny. The bad copywriting, not so much.
ReplyDeleteI think there's a deranged sensibility behind both!
ReplyDeleteI wish auto-correct worked. But since it doesn't, I turned it off the minute I got an iPhone - I'm not sure why more people don't.
ReplyDeleteThe fails are hysterical, though :)
Glad you enjoyed, Abby!
DeleteAnother reason to be glad I don't have a job, I don't have to file a return. Oh yeah, that's right - that's not a reason to be glad. Yes AC fails are hysterical, very O for awesome as one Kiwi celeb said.
ReplyDeleteO for awesome - was that inadvertent or vertent?
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