Showing posts with label Ralph Lauren. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ralph Lauren. Show all posts

the packing post, sort of: the usual nonsense and a message from beyond

I have been looking at the long-range weather reports for London, Paris, Munich, and the closer we get to departure (tomorrow tonight), the more it looks like we'll be going to a different part of the world than the one I started following on weather apps when I began mentally organizing the suitcase.
The black lace skirt is taking along the following friends: Ralph Lauren Collection black leather blazer with pick-stitched lapels (a find from the outlet a couple of years ago), black silk double-layer cami, and black cashmere "drape" cardigan. I may wind up going barefoot if I bring the whole group, but it does give me the switch ability I was seeking. last minute change - a beaded black silk tee will be left home, too heavy to carry when every possible ounce must be spared for shoes. 

2 pairs of lightweight black silk twill pants will be travelling with their pals, the Missoni black-&-white tank & cardigan and tank. In hunting around among the folded "goes with black" tops, I found the black J.Crew "lion-rampant-in-sequins" tee, which is old but like new, and the J.Crew black silk top with the beaded bow, also about that old. These pieces have requested a few nights out and I'm considering it. See, ya buy good, it lasts.

So much for swanning around restaurants. I had thought about bringing a pair of cords to Munich, but it looks like the daytime temperatures are going to require a hat and lightweight cotton cargo pants and tanks. --last minute change, jeans & vest. And another last minute update, rain hat and sweater !
We were trying to remember when we last spent a day, or at least an afternoon, snuggled up to a keg. update: still a blur. Prosit!

And for roaming around London and Paris - some pants and skirts of different weights and some blouses. Right now, the charts aren't showing me sweater weather, although I have that nagging feeling that I should err on the "just in case" side. last minute change, long sleeve tees and a few lightweight twinsets. And a lightweight wool coat.

Now this when it gets weird. Really weird. About 5 years ago, I dreamed that my (late) grandmother was telling me to hurry up and get to the store. She didn't say what store or why, but since she was notorious for running out of ingredients in the middle of baking something, I thought she might have been thinking about cinnamon or vanilla. After I got up and had coffee I checked, I had plenty of each. Also butter. So I made me some cinnamon toast, and while I was munching, my best shopping buddy ever phoned, and it turned out that neither of us had to go near the office that day. Off to Woodbury Common, and you can figure out the rest. Clarification: Woodbury Common is not the little mall near Flintstone Manor, it's north of NYC, almost in ski country, and it's a long long ride. When we got there, we noticed little arrows leading to a parking area we'd never used before, and trucks were being unloaded. Mm-hmm. We followed the men from the trucks into, I guess it was a service building of some kind. A cash desk was set up by the door. One of the things I came home with was a camel-y taupe-y wool trench coat, Ralph Lauren Black Label, silk lined, and there was truly a building full of them. A delivery must have shipped too late and missed the season. The price tags were blank, a hand-written sign on the rack said $25. You read that right, I did not drop any zeros. The coats were very long, but -- well, BSB took 2 and I took one. I put mine away, meaning to deal with the length later, and last week in the mad search for little black tops… The coat has been hemmed to respectable midi length, it's benefited from a good cleaning, and I plan to take it along. I think that the original problem with the coats was that they're fall/winter coat style and color, but spring coat weight. However, what with global warming and all, mine will work fine.

Good for Nana, the problem with messages from beyond is that the time zones are different wherever she might be, sometimes by years. But she does think of me, my fuchsia suede Chie Mihara sandals that I thought I'd left in Hawaii last winter turned up in a secret pocket of the suitcase. I didn't know there was a secret pocket -- obviously, it was a secret -- and after all the agony of hunting for shoes I knew I'd packed, I glued it shut so it won't be able to fool me again. And the shoes have "unsquashed" after spending a day and a night stuffed with tissue.

After all of that nonsense, I feel I have exhausted the topic of packing. Next post will be from London.

Afterthought: of course I don't spend all my time running to malls, the long ride back and forth was a great time to catch up with BSB and reminisce about our grandmothers. We decided that all they would have had in common was a strong fashion sense and an almost superstitious fear of sharing recipes.

intrepid voyages to the "factory" outlet mall, with report

The outlet mall is a short drive away from us, at least when there's no traffic, and today there wasn't. Outlet trips are an exercise in calculus of risk - if you go on a Friday or Saturday, you risk traffic. On any other day, the traffic risk is diminished, but the merchandise is thinner and picked over. I charged up early Saturday morning, armed with college I.D. and printouts of coupons, grabbed stuff, came home, and made another trip early this a.m. to take care of the inevitable returns.

I report: the Ralph Lauren was stuffed with striped shirts (M + F), "faded" flannel shirts (M + F), cargo pants and shorts (M + F). Is it me or does the logo grow larger every month? I thought only teenage boys had growth spurts like that. I brought home a beautiful silk halter top in a classic multi-color paisley. Sadly the fit was off,  so it went back. So did two pairs of lightweight chinos, beautifully tailored, but I'm between sizes and probably won't need them until next summer anyway. I grabbed a tee for Himself, almost invisible embroidered logo, and a great improvement on their standard men's tee IMO. The sleeves are a little shorter, and the neck, instead of the chokehold crew, is a very slight V. Exceptionally good price, too.
Hidden in the men's department I found a reversible cashmere scarf for me. Heh heh.

bottle-opener key ring from JC
probably not useful
The J.Crew outlet - hmm. Everything was 40% off, plus you could use "one other promotion" with the basic 40 off. I bought a cotton French Hen dress for Teensiest, and a French Hen cotton blouse for her big sister. I bought me some deep grey cotton leggings for exercise, which I will need after upcoming trip, and some deep wine cotton tights and some cute socks. Still debating about the keyring that can open bottles.

the new Saturday bag.
On to Kate Spade. Woo-HOO! The entire store was 40% off, plus an additional 20% off  all bags. There were some cute silk blouses, including some pop-ups from the Garance collection, and I fell in love with a sorta mint, sorta aqua blouse with a black Peter Pan collar and little black bows printed all over. Didn't buy it, the color made me look like I'm coming down with something, but again, beautifully made, French seams and all. None of the bags spoke to me. I'm looking at a bag on the KS Saturday website, but the outlet didn't have any. The plan is that first, Saturday will open a few stores, and then, maybe, their own outlet.

A lot of the merch at the Barney's outlet comes from their actual stores. For this reason, I can do quite well there, mainly on accessories that I would never even dare to look at at full price. For this reason, I did not enter the store, although I thought longingly of silk velvet scarves.

velvet embroidered with silver thread,
plain velvet on the inside
( RL Collection, via outlet)

and the all-cotton crew with
stripes I don't mind at all
Sunday morning return run: The RL top and the cargoes went back. I picked up a few more tees for Himself, but he doesn't know that yet. However, I noticed a mid-weight cotton knit sweater that I didn't see the day before, and on my way to pay for it, GUESS WHAT was dangling from the clearance rack? Well, the coupons and promos were still good….

scenes from the life of one of history's great men

You know what I would do right now if I were Mickey Drexler? I'd get the "design team" started on a line of red-white-blue athletic and sports wear, sourced in the US, made in the US, quality tested in the US. I'd get it into production ASAP. I'd dribble out an item or two every season, and I'd keep the Fords ones that sell well in production. The line, especially the Crewcuts pieces, would have a Military Famiiy Discount. Someone else can think of the slogans and the rhythmic commercials. I'd concentrate on growing JC Red White'nBlues. So that the line would be ready well in time for the next Olympics.


Will this happen? Well, I don't think it's impossible. Dear Leader is renowned for an assertive brand of creativity. Last fall, CNN aired an adulatory mini-special, which you can find described over here, at JCrewAficionada. I was inspired to conjecture a few of the creative moments in the life of Dear Leader, and I hope Alexis won't mind if I repeat them here, as a prologue to the latest great step forward in retail inspiration.
Dear Leader invents the stripe: Look, there's a mark across that shirt. Hey, what if we put another one under it? And then another one under that? And another. And another.

Dear Leader invents the folkloric look:
--Sir, General Petraeus is on the phone. He has those native Afghan embroidery samples for you, and he's taught an elite unit of Rangers to embellish.
--Tell him to hold, I'm inventing the stripe.

Dear Leader invents the shoe:
These socks are filthy. Why do the bottoms of the socks get so dirty? Attention. Sock bottoms are dirty! Wait, what if we put something over the part that touches the floor. Great! Order 40,000 gross, broken sizes, standard colors, all plastic. Can anyone say plastic in Italian?

Dear Leader invents the inventory system:
OK, all together, a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four....
I once read that when Leonardo was considering taking on an apprentice, he'd have the young hopeful draw a circle freehand. I tried it, and believe me this is not easy, especially if you have no talent. It was a great test for Leonardo to use, because it was a quick way of weeding out the no-hopers. So between that and tales of early historical sun worship, I just assumed that round shapes had been around for a long time. No! They are a recent invention, and here is the proof:


Imagine, a whole team of future Ralphs and Calvins chained to their drawing tables creating circles. And putting those circles on clothing? Who thought that up? See, not only is Dear Leader himself more inventive than Edison, he inspires creativity in the young. I am in awe.

Serious about those RWBs, though.

a very short wishlist


That's it. Ralph Lauren, lambskin. Ooh, did I mention it's reversible?


I die. No, seriously, I have to live until it goes on sale. Many times. Such is the life of a stalker.

packing, bringing, leaving

US Embassy
Arguably the most important thing about clothes is that they make the wearer feel confident, secure and prepared. And of course, not get arrested.

Example: Some years ago while waiting to cross the street at the US Embassy in Paris (a long wait), I observed two young women sitting on the steps. This alone told me they were not French. One was wearing a faded Madras wrap skirt and a polo, the other seersucker slacks and a short-sleeved oxford shirt. They seemed disappointed in their trip, because I overheard:
"I thought Paris was supposed to be a stylish city. Nobody here knows the least bit how to dress."
Now for the overly long list of the many too many things I am bringing. But I am not going halfway around the world to do laundry, nor to iron, nor do I intend to put any of my carefully stalked hunting trophies at the mercy of a dry cleaner whom I have not known for years. If this were a business trip, there would be a gray suit, a black suit, some shirts, and a v. high-necked dress, full stop. Mercifully it is not.

By activity (note absence of tracksuits!):
Evening, dressy:
       Dress, blue silk, 1 (picture here though not on me)
       Dress, black silk, 1 (this year's version from RL website, mine's black crinkled silk chiffon with slightly more ripply skirt)
       Jacket, aqua silk, 1, goes with blue dress. Hmm, will not go with black dress.
Evening, not so dressy, also dressier lunches:
        Rykiel sweater (pic included in post linked above), 1
        Missoni twin set, 1 (2?)
        Black silk slacks (assume no pic required; trust me, they're black, they're slacks), 2
Day, strolling, museum-ing, etc. Note potential to mix/re-assort pieces depending on weather.
         Jeans, black, 1
         Slacks, linen
                  black, 1
                  brown, 1
                  navy/white tweed, 1
          Jean jackets
                  dark denim, 1
                  white, 1
          Tees
                 brown, black, "red", navy with silver squiggle
          Tanks      
                   navy, brown, "brick," pale green, aqua (for silk jacket, just in case)
           Cotton cardigans
                   navy SS, brick ¾S, pale green SS
            Cotton skirts, pencil
                   red/orange paisley (picture here, with cardigan)
                   blue/brown ikat (2008 JC?)
            Raincoat, short, red, cute, Burberry trench (I added this when he added Brussels), 1
            Rainhat, ugly but impermeable, Lands' End (ditto comment), 1

 Handbag, most of the time. Tough one. I require a lot of a handbag. First, I have to be able to lift it. If I can't lift it when it's empty, it won't improve when I put things in it. Next, I have to be able to find things in it. Or at least have a fighting chance. Visible compartments are a plus. Depth and floppiness: minuses. And it must have enough room for my stuff, but not for the stuff other people ask if I have room for (guidebooks, maps, tickets, their hats, their lunch). Finally, I prefer to have both hands free, thus cross-body, because I also prefer to stand up straight. The best situation would be to have a Personal Assistant wheeling a cooler and a file cabinet beside me as I stride along, but failing that, I bought a DKNY cross-body in a neutral light tan that just might work. I'm hopeful.

Handbag, evenings. Probably a JC Invitation Clutch in one of the metallic leathers.

Other things I am thinking about: it looks like it will be too hot everywhere to bring a leather jacket. Drat. Also looks like there's only 1, at most 2, possible places I could possibly wear the Jeweled Jardin Jacket (why did I ever convince myself this would turn into a wardrobe basic? and how did I do it? could I use the same technique to convince self I am thin?) - and I think I wore the JJJ to one of those places in October...

Still to be organized: accessories, electrical equipment, cosmetics, etc. We will just have to find taxis to anywhere that the black silk dress goes.

Fred is drawn to the outlets by a powerful magnet

Passed our local outlet mall while doing the grocery-drugstore-hardware-nursery run to make sure that this weekend Château Flintstone will be adequate to the challenges of two neurotics planning a trip, possible drop-ins, and the additional possibility of the end of the world. Actually didn't pass, turned in for a look. Note new regime of being honest with self: I did not say "a quick look." Report follows.

Ralph Lauren. Nothing really new, collection store clearance racks picked over (by me 2 weeks ago), no new belts, no new bucket hats.



Men's cotton bucket hats give the best protection of streaks & cute lighter spots in my hair vs. sunshine, so will persevere on this.

Off Fifth (saksfifthavenue). The store is getting ready for another grand opening. They have rearranged the merch ("dressed the floor"), but it's still aiming at time travelers who prefer a short trip. Like, say, to 2 years ago.

Gap. meh.

J.Crew.



Cuffed linen pants, tag said 100% linen, pants were wrinkled and felt slippery. Lotsa shorts. Pencil skirts galore. The factory paisley and the navy blobby print were also on camis, shirts, kids' dress. Navy also on cardis. Liked, actually, still feel about 8 years old and needing to wear navy for spring. But left there uninspired. And there was 30% off almost everything.

Barneys. Pay dirt. The real designer stuff is in the back, so you have to go past the Coop stuff



(somehow what's in the Coop section always looks like it was designed for prematurely elderly 10-year-olds, and the good stuff sold out back in the real store) -- and onward! On to Isabel Toledo, on to Rodriguez, and HA! Dries! Did I mention all this stuff is on clearance (3rd markdown) PLUS 60% off? Would it not be unpatriotic or something not to sift through all this stuff?

Ultimately took the safe route and came home with accessories. Two scarves, one square purple cashmere with black edging and silver dangly things at each corner,



other a smaller purply-brown rectangle with bronze studs.



Clearly no further exploration was called for. On to the packing lists!

incredibly Fred goes to the outlet mall and buys only one thing

The bunny has finished his hopping,
the flowers are planted,
the sports fans have ranted;
I think I might take the teensiest break
And run to the mall and go shopping.

My first stop is always J.Crew.
I grab and put back - you would too.
I'm looking for shorts, linen pants and a top,
But the 12's are smaller than the 4's!
Were they this way when they reached our shores?
Or midway through filling the order
Did the word trickle down cross the border
That vanity sizing should stop?

Ooh, can't spend a nickel! Feeling blue and forlorn
I decide to continue the hunt at Ralph Lauren
where dangerous hidden treasures may lurk.

Past the polos, past the tees, past the logos, Collection please?
Yes, my hunter's instinct could not be sounder,

 
For there midst the dross on a Clearance rounder
        is finally something that just might work.



  
A black leather blazer, flawless details, silk lining,
with all of its buttons, with lapels just pick-stitched.
I gawp at the price tag like a woman bewitched --
But there's 50 off Clearance! With eyes that are shining
I finish the math on the checkout line.
The first outlet price was $2598
and half of that is $1289.
For the scanner's magic I stand and wait:
Yes! Further markdowns indeed were taken!
The final sale price is $499.
Then with the glory of a blazing rocket,
A 25% off coupon flies out from my pocket.
My shopping karma is unshaken.

On the way home, gloating over my plunder,                    
Where will I wear it, I suddenly wonder?

Hah! Everywhere!

the tank that tanked


the cashmere tank has popped up on the JCrew sale site again, and since I've had it home and returned it in several sizes and at several prices, I thought I'd review it. Oops, maybe I just did. Let me add that I like the concept of something soft and lightweight to put under a velvet jacket or over a long skirt of a winter evening, and I have been hanging on to two from RL for years, one in deepest gray and the other in deepest wine. Great for overheated restaurants, where you want a little glam at table in overheated room, but don't know where or how the evening might end.

Oh, and think what you like about extravagant lifestyles, when you can produce cashmere sweaters that last for years and DO NOT PILL, you are welcome to all the real estate, horses and antiques you crave. Go, Ralph.

Ok, back to the JC tank. Sizing inconsistent, thickness/thinness inconsistent and often close to transparent, pinkish color too close to a flesh-tone for my planned use. Very careful choice of bra required for both colors, so IMO not suitable for jumping at last-minute invitations. Price: even on sale, they have a nerve. But you knew that.

Green velvet dreams


Mmmm green velvet… one spring I was at Woodbury Common, fell into Etro, and saw a very light-weight, silk velvet dress, flutter sleeves, faded paisley print, kind of 1930's silhouette… left it there because while I have a weakness for paisley on velvet, I need dark green, forest green, real green, with my velvet. And I just got off the Ralph Lauren site, lovely sale, lovely dark green velvet dress, v-neck, 30's skirt, started its life at $1200, came to me at $229. Just to be sure checked the UK site. If you ever wondered whether empire is dead! Yes, the UK site is running a sale, but the sale price is £ 297. That comes to $475 US. I did OK. Expecting dress tomorrow or the next day. And just told the computer to learn to spell Etro. Any company that can do summer-weight velvet needs more attention. Oh, and just so you know, the dress is even better without the stupid garrison belt. J.Crew has a lot to answer for.